     HELLO!    AND WELCOME TO "CALVIN INTRO" FROM *NEW AGE* ......    CREDITS ARE -MAD DOCTOR STRANGE-  -CODE-       -RUBBER BUNG- -PICCY-    -FLAME- -BIG FONT-       -KEVIN COLLIER- -MUZAK-    
      ITS.. ME..   RUBBER BUNG..... ANYONE OUT THERE PLAY LIVE RPG'S????   DO YOU TAKE TIME OFF TRAIN-SPOTTING TO DO SO???? YES.......
ITS THE FANTASY EXPERIENCE....... BRING FORTH THE SACRED SWORD OF THATCHERISM... (EEEK!)   THE SACRIFICIAL ARMOUR OF ORDINARY PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND ME....
AND BRING FORTH THE AXE OF NO POLT.......... NO POLL TAX....  YAAAAAAAAH HOOO........   IM ALL FOR THAT!!!!   SEEING AS I HAVE TO PAY IT!!   NOT LIKE MDS (SCHOOLY!!)
OH YEAS SPEAKING OF THING "UNDER AGE"  OOOOPS...  ILL NOT LET WHAT I DO IN MY SPARE TIME GET INTO THIS DEMO..........    A BIG HELLO GOES TO SALMAN RUSHDIE WHO IS ON B.S.B ALL THIS WEEK, SO NO ONE WILL 
KNOW WHERE HE IS!!    HOWDY TO TERRY WAITE ( TERRY WAITAWHILE ???  MERRY XMAS TELL..  WELL MISS YOU THIS YEAR...  AND NEXT....) I'VE GOT THE PUNCTURE FIXED ON YER BIKE....... SO..... AH ERRR BIT POLITICAL...
OH WELL.. WE NOW INVESTIGATE COPORATE CONSOLIDATE BID FOR COPRPORATE GUINESS.... THE SHARES INDEX.. AND CORPORATE INDUSTRIAL SELL OF BEFORE RELEASING HALF YEAR PROFIT ANALYSIS... ALSO WE FIND OUT... WHO GIVES A TOSS...
AHHHH.   MDS, U WANT A GO...... OH YOU DO, OH WELL IF YOU MUST....    HIYA DUDES....     MAY I PLEASE DIASSOCIATE MYSELF FROM ANY OF THE ABOVE POLITICAL JOKES ABOVE....     
   I SUPPOSE HERE IS WHERE I GET THE INTRO POLISHED UP READY TO SEND IN THE POST TO *MATT THE RAT* TOMMOROW SO AS IT GETS TO THE MAGNETIC
FIELDS PARTY TO BE RELEASED (MAYBE)..    THE TIME IS NOW 23:37 AND I HAVE A DEMO TO FINNISH FOR TOMMOROW ALSO...       TAKE IT AWAY MATT THE RAT....  "
